Access

The Park
Every Wednesday the people of Yee Cord that go to Kelvin Grove head down to the Urban Village were a majority of major events occur including the infamous Flower Louis. He has now become the mascot of the park and the most notable figure when we have Access. It is unfortunate as Flower Louis was diagnosed with ball fart and most notably Kidney Failure. He passed away in 02/02/20 due to his condition and was buried in the garden where a bearded man would vomit 1 litre of milk as a sign of respect and compassion towards the people who knew Flower Louis. There was also Flower Cthulhu but we don't talk about that rip-off.

The Barbecue
The barbecue is the most scuffed place in the park as whenever it is in the area of Yee Cord someone always fucking turns it on and throws shit in it. For example that one time Lincoln threw a cat food sandwich on it and fucking burnt it, When we originally found it and poured Mountain Dew, Pepsi and a half eaten pizza roll down the ass hole of the machine.

The Barbecue part 2; electric boogaloo
yeah so pretty much they got some doog meet and some yummy ranch salad dressing along with some choccy milk

The Trolley
During access, we always manage to find a shopping trolley. With this, stupid shit occurs (what a suprise). Most notable moments are:

- Louis sitting in it and riding down a ramp into a woolies car park

- Oliver sitting in it and getting wacked by Ollie 6 with a mountain jew bottole

Uncle Ben's Smoked Black Beans and Rice
Ollie 6 eat bean and then enjoy it